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Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon." Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film: Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party.
Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it.
Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS.
Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS.
Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T.
Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN.
Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES.
Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL. Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.
William Ronholm 2009-11-28 06:26:24 UTC
PERFECT
Marvin (funtime7777) 2009-11-28 06:31:41 UTC
I dig the tennis court in the back ground. Too good.
Disembodied 2009-11-28 06:53:15 UTC
epic :D
J S 2009-11-28 06:58:58 UTC
lol this was pretty much it.... Plus more bella anxiety.
Funny stuff!
Joshua Moreno 2009-11-28 08:22:40 UTC
hahaha yup, thats it
Lorenz Zahn 2009-11-28 10:20:35 UTC
Awesome! xD
What a parody!
Trevor Stephens 2009-11-28 16:14:45 UTC
hahahahaha i love these
kisaki hitoshi-kujyo 2009-11-28 18:46:46 UTC
It's like potato chips, YTPs, flash games: There is literally no enriching content in any fashion, but it's presented well enough to make people not think of it as a waste of time; Twilight just took fangirlism and combined it with the no-substance phenomena, which caters exclusively to people who don't enjoy the mental strain of thinking or evaluating something.
Henry Loo 2009-11-28 23:48:35 UTC
LOL!
Ola - 2009-11-29 06:30:33 UTC
So should I still watch New Moon?... LMFAO
Hannes 2009-11-29 12:51:36 UTC
Nooooo! Now my future Twilght movie-experience is ruined! :P
Gabes 2009-11-29 18:59:46 UTC
The movies do... But I liked the books
Rahi Delvi 2009-12-04 03:07:37 UTC
Ha haa...
Joval Demly 2009-12-06 01:35:27 UTC
good nuff for me~
adoredee 2009-12-11 04:57:05 UTC
Tee hee.
iRaphael Lopes 2009-12-11 13:50:55 UTC
pwned